The medical...
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor"s for a medical.The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"And the man says, "oh, me and God? We"re close We have a real bond, he"s good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the loo, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.He called the man"s wife and said, "I"d like to speak to you about your husband"s connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the toilet, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"
And she says, "that idiot, he"s been p!ssing in the fridge again!"