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January 9th...
On January 9th, this year a group of Hells Angels bikers were riding through London
when they saw a girl about to jump off Westminister Bridge So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks
through a group of gawpers, past the Met. Police , and says, "What are
you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a
" be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump,
why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did
just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed
immediately by another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-mates , the
onlookers, and even the Police and says, "Wow! That was the best
kiss I have ever had Darlin' That's a real talent you're wasting Love
You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing
suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed !!!
when they saw a girl about to jump off Westminister Bridge So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks
through a group of gawpers, past the Met. Police , and says, "What are
you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a
" be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump,
why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did
just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed
immediately by another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-mates , the
onlookers, and even the Police and says, "Wow! That was the best
kiss I have ever had Darlin' That's a real talent you're wasting Love
You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing
suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed !!!
Answers
Love it Jem, Keep em coming! It cheered up my day!
12:42 Sat 01st Sep 2012
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