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Nick Clegg walked into a branch of HSBC to cash a cheque.
As he approached the cashier he said "Good morning , could you please cash this cheque for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Clegg: "Well I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any
need to. I am Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister!!!"
Cashier: "I’m sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the
banks because of impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on proof of
identity."
Clegg: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry Deputy Prime Minister but these are the bank rules
and I must follow them."
Clegg: "I need this cheque cashed."
Cashier: "Perhaps there’s another way: One day Colin Montgomery came into
the bank without ID.
To prove he was Colin Montgomery he pulled out his putting iron and made a
beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to
be Colin Montgomery and cashed his cheque.
Another time, Andy Murray came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis
racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup.
With that spectacular shot we cashed his cheque..So sir, what can you do
to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Deputy Prime Minister?"
Clegg stood there thinking and finally says: "Honestly, I can't think of a
single thing I'm good at."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, deputy Prime Minister?"
As he approached the cashier he said "Good morning , could you please cash this cheque for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Clegg: "Well I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any
need to. I am Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister!!!"
Cashier: "I’m sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the
banks because of impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on proof of
identity."
Clegg: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry Deputy Prime Minister but these are the bank rules
and I must follow them."
Clegg: "I need this cheque cashed."
Cashier: "Perhaps there’s another way: One day Colin Montgomery came into
the bank without ID.
To prove he was Colin Montgomery he pulled out his putting iron and made a
beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to
be Colin Montgomery and cashed his cheque.
Another time, Andy Murray came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis
racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup.
With that spectacular shot we cashed his cheque..So sir, what can you do
to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Deputy Prime Minister?"
Clegg stood there thinking and finally says: "Honestly, I can't think of a
single thing I'm good at."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, deputy Prime Minister?"
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