The Australian...

[Jemisa]

An Australian ends up next to a British soldier in the trenches during World War II
.The British soldier turns to him and says, "good to see you, mate, have you come here to die?"
To which the Australian replies,

"no, mate, I came here yesterday!"

[owdhamer]

Nice on Jem.Englishman goes to docs and says I would like to be irish, no probs we will take half your brain away,After the op the doc says sorry mate we removed two thirds by mistake,what do you say, g'day blue.

[Jemisa]

I'm sending that to my OZ friends, they'll like that. LOL

Jem

[starone]

Tee-hee - liked it.