Jungle Quest !

[LochNessMonster]

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.

"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said,

"Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground, and spread her legs.

"Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,

"What the hell did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for squirrels

[mrs.chappie]

Well it made me laugh. :o)

[baza]

aaawww nuts, funny.

[Georgiesmum]

Very good!

[Jemisa]

Ooooo! I felt that, hope he took his shoes off first...
A good 'un. (joke I mean) :)

JEM

[Quizmonkey]

Squirrels? In the jungle?

[Svejk]

Pedant

[tonyav]

LOL, it's a gud un.