Princess

[joeluke]

My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess.

So I took some pictures of her t!ts and put them on the internet.

[tenrec]

Naughty boy!

[mike11111]

A bit too post-modern of a joke at the moment. Give it twelve months.

[sir.prize]

Is that a JO(elu)KE?

[Prudie]

surely that's more the way to treat a duchess?

[mike11111]

Anyone old enough to remember the Duchess of Argyle (allegedly), naked but for her pearl necklace, giving head to a certain male celebrity, naked but for his face being hidden?

[owdhamer]

you could put a pic of yourself as the princesses big tit. A joke

[starone]

Too soon, too soon!!

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

I thought it was quite funny. Maybe I'm a hipster.

[Jemisa]

Some People are never happy are they? they complain about old jokes on here & here is a brand spanking new one & yet there are still complaints (sigh)

I liked it Joe. Jem :)

[zebo]

Yes, mike1111, I'm that old! When she died a few years ago wasn't "the face" named? Can't recall who though, Wikipedia speculates that it was Tory Minister Duncan Sandys, which fits the type at the time!

[magicmick]

I agree with jem good to see someone keeping abreast of the news lol

[craft1948]

I'd actually believe you'd do that joeluke...................

[baza]

at least you got it off your chest

[Jemisa]

Is she a princess? Idon't think so..
A Duchess I believe. (No matter, just a thought)

Jem. :)

[mike11111]

Yes, Zebo, Duncan Sandys was named, but so was the film star Douglas Fairbanks Junior. We'll never know.