Help me...

[Jemisa]

A Husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room,

"Please come fast I'm having an argument with my wife and she says
she will jump out the window of your hotel". .

The manager responded, "Sir that's a personal matter. .

Husband: "You idiot, the window won't open! That's a maintenance matter !

[starone]

tee-hee - if it was the other way around I would help her open it.