I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law last night

[Groupie]

when I asked if I
could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on
newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my i-Pad.'

I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it..

[VHG]

Or another use for an iPad (german clip)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGVTp7eCWBo