Doggy Joke
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat," agreed to look after her neighbours' male dog at her house while the were away on holiday.
She had a large house and extensive grounds and believed that she could
keep them apart.
As she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds.
She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequently happens to dogs when they mate.
She was unable to separate them and was perplexed as what to do next. Although it was really late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it alongside the dogs, I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male dog lose his erection and he'll be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she aked.
"Well it just worked for me" he replied.