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moonraker558 | 13:44 Mon 01st Oct 2012 | Jokes
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One night, as ttfn and Moony lay in bed, Moony gently taps ttfn on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. Ttfn turns over and says: I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

Moony, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps ttfn arm again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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Avatar Image Sqad
I get that.
13:45 Mon 01st Oct 2012
Avatar Image tonyav
LOL. moony, she's asking for votes on chatterbank !.
13:46 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Good - you can keep it Sqad

I am just so grateful he typed 'rejected' thuddddddddddddddddddd
13:47 Mon 01st Oct 2012
Avatar Image albaqwerty
<< has just spluttered coffee all over keyboard :-D
13:48 Mon 01st Oct 2012
Avatar Image albaqwerty
he rolls his arrrs well :-)
13:49 Mon 01st Oct 2012
Avatar Image ttfn
Oh yes, albs, he has that certain matelot way of perambulating

Mainly because he is all at sea when Britannia is about
13:51 Mon 01st Oct 2012
Avatar Image marval
Ooh, some people like living dangerously.
17:01 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Did she take her teeth out?
17:03 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Yes craft I think they are still clenched around the offending organ.
21:14 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Thanks, gran, you have put me off dental floss for life :(
21:38 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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lol ttfn.x
21:42 Mon 01st Oct 2012

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