Reversing

[joeluke]

I've got one of those things that means I know exactly how far I am from the car behind me when I'm reversing so I do not crash into it.

A penis.

[Mick-Talbot]

lol... I like that ....and as I'm typing , I'm thinking that will be taken the wrong way

[baza]

sorry joe its like sex.....I dont get it

[johntywino]

Don't get it....Is it a joke?

[Mick-Talbot]

And that last sentence did not help :0/

[joeluke]

Something like that should never be 'taken the wrong way' mick

[craft1948]

And I suppose your party trick is steering with it..............

[joeluke]

^ stirring my coffee actually

[Bazile]

Obviously i get the 6 inches meaning and all that - but i dont see how it works as a joke in this instance , unless your penis is coming out of your bum

OR is the joke saying your penis is several feet long .

[Mick-Talbot]

Mine would drink the coffee..................

[B00]

Bazile, his joke is that he has a penis and as such is a bloke so therefore can park a car.

[Smowball]

Well I thought it way funny, even though not true : )

[Bazile]

BOO
Ah , right - i was off going down the completely wrong lane

[B00]

As a man you should be ashamed of yourself going down a wrong lane Bazile!

[Bazile]

Damn sat nav - playing up again !

[B00]

you know what it is don't ya Bazile? you've got the woman's voice giving you directions haven't you? If it was a mans one, you'll get there first time, every time.

[Bazile]

your'e spot on BOO - not only that , but her voice sounds like Lorraine Pascale - no wonder i was not concentrating :-)

[Old_Geezer]

Unsure about that, but you have balls posting that joke here !

[ELVIS68]

My neighbour has been taking hormone replacement pills to make him more feminine.
"How's it going" I asked

"Oh getting there" he replied as he reversed into my motor and drive off

[ELVIS68]

*drove