Come quickly

[joeluke]

I said to a girl, "If you come back to my house and have sex with me tonight, I can guarantee you an amazing orgasm within 40 seconds."

"What makes you so confident that of that?" she asked.

"I suffer with premature ejaculation."

[Mick-Talbot]

Quick enough?

[craft1948]

40 seconds is quite good................

[cupid04]

badge for quick on the draw, lol!

[Jemisa]

:)

Jem

[Jemisa]

Party.~~~~~~
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room.
Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself.
Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his manhood. His wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied, "If you're going as a sour-puss,
I'm going as a dictator."