Abu Hamza.....

[joeluke]

......didn't really enjoy the in-flight movie yesterday


Coming to America

[chaptazbru]

Brill !

[DTCwordfan]

He didn't enjoy the in-flight food either, Pork Chops followed by Humble Pie, served by one of the ugliest air-stewardesses on the Transatlantic routes and not on Air France.

http://newsliteimgs.s...om/091217_branson.jpg

[chaptazbru]

Brill again !

[Psybbo]

Pity they didn't use Ryanair

[DTCwordfan]

They couldn't, sibton, like the judicial process, the planes would have been delayed.

[Grandma_Yiddo]

Fantastic.

[coffeeboy]

All brilliant keep em coming

[DTCwordfan]

Press Release - 08.28 New York: It was Abu Hamza, having arrived in the USA, courtesy of the U.S. Marshalls and now in custody, composed the following song on the plane from RAF Lakenham, whilst the movie, "Coming to America" ran.

The composition to be set to Bettie Smith's music:

Judge your honor please, hear my plea, before you open up your court,
I don't want no sympathy--I just go for Christians throats,
Found them with on a London train--I warned them before,
I had my bombs, and, well, it's plain,The rest you ought to know
Before to seventy-two Vestal Virgins I go.

chorus:
Judge, judge, good kind judge,
You can send me to the 'leccy chair,
Judge, judge, hear my plea,
You can fry me 'cause I don't care.

I blew them up with my Semtex,
Or hit them with a plane in the side,
Stood there watchin' over them,
While they jumped aloft and died,
Judge, judge good kind judge,
Please send me to the 'leccy chair.

Judge, judge, good kind judge--send me to the 'leccy chair,
Judge, judge, hear my plea, let me fly away from here,
Don't want no bonded man to go my bail,
Don't wanna spend no 99 years in jail,
Judge, judge, good kind judge,Send me to the 'leccy chair.