I'll have a half

[Bazile]

A man walks into a bar and says to the Barman ' give us a pint,- and a half for my friend here'
The barman looks over the bar and sees a monkey on the other side .

'That's a Monkey' , says the barman .
' I know says the man '
' Where did you find him '? says the barman
'I found him wandering around the street this morning ' says the man
'Why don't you take him to the zoo ' ? , says the Barman

'I did this morning' says the man ' and I'm taking him to the pictures tonight