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Ken Dodd joke
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Ken Dodd one said that he suffers from kleptomania but that when it gets bad he takes something for it.
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Ken Dodd’s Dad’s dogs dead
in great big letters with frozen chips
at least ten feet above Piggott's head.
Across the wall in crimson red
above the AB lovers' mingling lips,
Ken Dodd’s Dad’s dogs dead
Robert thought of that instead
of windows, wafting fish and chips
at least ten feet above Piggot's head;
and every day he walked past and read
among the on-line grafittied scripts
Ken Dodd’s Dad’s dogs dead;
and every night Robert lies in bed
hearing how the taxman's revenge drips
ten feet above Piggott's head;
and now when he can recall what it said
a smile plays across his lips
Ken Dodd’s Dad’s dogs dead
painted ten feet and £300 thousand above Lester's head
in great big letters with frozen chips
at least ten feet above Piggott's head.
Across the wall in crimson red
above the AB lovers' mingling lips,
Ken Dodd’s Dad’s dogs dead
Robert thought of that instead
of windows, wafting fish and chips
at least ten feet above Piggot's head;
and every day he walked past and read
among the on-line grafittied scripts
Ken Dodd’s Dad’s dogs dead;
and every night Robert lies in bed
hearing how the taxman's revenge drips
ten feet above Piggott's head;
and now when he can recall what it said
a smile plays across his lips
Ken Dodd’s Dad’s dogs dead
painted ten feet and £300 thousand above Lester's head
