How'd ya feel?...

[Jemisa]

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If this doesn't make you smile, I give up.~~~~~~~~~~








An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....

'Dactor, it's me ahrse.. I'd like ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

'Incredible' he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears.
'This is amazing! 'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'

'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and

another and another, etc....

Finally the last bill comes out and no more appear.

'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'

'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman



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'I knew I wasn't feelin two grand..!!!!!

[LochNessMonster]

Oh no !

I'm awa to hide my Loch.

Nessie :)

[JonnyBoy12]

Very very funny. We can all see this is not a cr*p joke!

[Bluestone]

Lol. Very good - although she is right, they don't speak like that :-)

Agree with Mamyalynne though, we shouldn't make comments about other posters, and should stick to the original post.

Thanks for letting us know that Ummmm is having personal issues though, Mamyalynne...

[ummmm]

I'm not knocking the joke. I'm knocking how it's typed.

[Mick-Talbot]

How'd ya feel?...

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If this doesn't make you smile, I give up.~~~~~~~~~~



Well it didn't make me smile.

[EvianBaby]

I didn't laugh either. Or even slightly grin.

Also, it's not just Irish people that use the term grand. It just made it harder to read.