Knocked back

[joeluke]

I can't believe that I didn't pull last night, it seemed set in stone.

A sexy, 6 foot blonde was eyeing me up from the otherside of the bar. As I was a little shy to walk over, she decided to do the honours. Confidently she approached me, eyes never leaving mine.

"So, what's your favourite position?", she asked.

I nearly spat my drink out in surprise.

"Right midfield", I responsed excitedly.

[tenrec]

Where are you getting these from? LOL

[marval]

HaHa

[starone]

Tee-hee.