On Halloween I shouted through to the wife.

[RATTER15]

On Halloween I shouted through to the wife.
"Honey there's a witch at the door what shall I do?"
She replied, "Just give her some sweets and tell her to flump off."
My mother-in-law hasn't spoken to me since.

[flump1]

Lol , good to see you about Ratter. Are you and your good lady well ?

[RATTER15]

Hi flump, we are very well thanks :-)

[flump1]

Good x

[DTCwordfan]

was that the Cornish one or the Somerset one?

[marval]

lol

[RATTER15]

DT all my Mother-in-laws were Devonian, we Devonians like to keep the race pure! :-)

[DTCwordfan]

lol, ratter! Did you hear about the Devonian terrorist trying to blow up the NatWest in Truro the week before last (Friday); closed down the centre for 4 hours with the unexploded Devonian pastie......(I am being serious about the bomb threat - imagine little Truro!).