A debt collector is tracking down a man
who owes a huge sum of money.
There's no one at his home, so he
speaks to a neighbour. 'I'm trying to
get in touch with Mr. Johnny Shagbreak,'
he says. 'His neighbour promptly replies
he's at the office.' So the debt collector
goes to the man's office and approaches
the security desk and asks 'do you have a
shagbreak?' 'You must be joking the security
guard replies chuckling. 'It took us four years
to get a coffee break.'