Jim was taking a fabulous girl out on their first date and he really wanted to impress here so he took here to the swankiest restaurant in London, plenty of A-list celebs on show, she was loving it next thing he notices David Beckham going into the gents so he made is excuses and followed him in, he then plucked up courage and said to David excuse me Mr Beckham sir I have got this fantastic girl with me and I wanted to make a big impression with her do you think you and Victoria could come over and just say hello I would be most grateful, so David agreed to come over before they left. Jim went back to his girl and ordered meal, later David waved across to Jim and came over with Victoria and said hello Jim are you going to introduce us?
To which Jim replied bloody hell David we're not going to be mithered with you all night are we?
I posted this joke on the 7th of Nov and as yet recieved no comments which for ab i find most unusual. Is it just a poor joke or has it caused offence with the swearing? the joke is from the 60s and the celeb was Frank Sinatra, i tried to update it maybe should have left it as it was. Just curious lol mm