One Liners

[puternut]

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a
Vacuum cleaner. ....... Talk about Dyson with death.

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed......... At first I was afraid...then I was petrified .

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. ....... I thought to myself, they've lost the plot .

I start a new job in Seoul next week. ........ I thought it was a good Korea move.

I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. ........ I thought to myself, "That guy's heading for a breakdown."

[baza]

thanks I needed cheering up, had one funeral this week and another next week,I needed something to smile about, at least I'm still above ground .

[Svejk]

Not bad, Puter.

[marval]

Good ones, thank you.