In response to Ed's Newsletter

[DTCwordfan]

Apart from Jonny's Christmas Cracker Sheep joke thread, I''ll add this Welsh Anthem to the mix:


I like shagging sheep
'Cos they don't have big clodding feet
They have little hooves instead
And they're better than most women in bed

CHORUS:

I like shagging sheep
I like shagging sheep
I've got those .... Sheep Shagging Blues

I like to shag them every day
In almost every single way
Even up against a wall
I like to shag them all

CHORUS

I like to drive them home
I like to hear them moan
I like to shag them in my car
I like to hear them baaaaaaa...

CHORUS

I'm going to buy a farm
So I can shag them in my barn
And when they get to old and tired for me
I'll cook them and eat them for my tea

CHORUS

Now I must face reality
I've been done with bestiality
English law in Wales, what banality
NO MORE SHAGGING SHEEP.

CHORUS:

The Welshie, he loved shagging sheep
He loved shagging sheep
He's had those .... Sheep Shagging Blues

[albaqwerty]

Did you have a liquid lunch DT?

[tonyav]

LOL, excellent DT. don't think it will be on long though.

[2sp_]

Love how your avatar shows a sheep with your finger up it's bum!

[Nibble]

More black sheep, DT

http://www.caughtbyth...0/02/beer-361x550.jpg

[sancho1960]

Lol good that.

[DTCwordfan]

there's this little number too, for the boozers:

http://www.acourtwill..._images/sheep_dip.jpg

[DTCwordfan]

Joser as a Budge, alba.

[DTCwordfan]

Have listed some good sheep jokes on Jonny's thread, Tony.....

[Sqad]

LOL........

[albaqwerty]

good lad DT :-D x

It's very good btw.

[starone]

about as long as my naughty one lasted, not long.

[percypineapple]

Seriously, in my local paper in sussex a few years ago, a farm worker had been arrested for having sexual liasons with a goat. the offence had been reported by passengers on the lewes to brighton train.
bet that livened up the commuters conversation.

[marval]

lol

[starone]

My friend used to do cleaning for someone who had a very large dog because he was blind. She had to be very careful not to kneel when the dog was in the vicinity or he would try to mount her. She got fed up in the end and terminated her employment. This is true!!

[Prudie]

A sociology student was doing research on sheep shagging in the UK and wanted to find if there were variations in methods used. He found an Englishman willing to tell who said he put the sheep's hindlegs one down each of his wellies and leaned the front feet against a stone wall. The student then went up to Scotland and found exactly the same method used.
He then went to Wales and a found a local willing to divulge his method "I put each hind leg in one of my wellies and put the front feet one each on my shoulders'.
The student was surprised and asked why he didn't put the front legs on a stone wall.
"What and miss out on the kissing?" the Welshman replied.
BTW I'm half Welsh.

[plautus]

Of course, the Welsh treat their sheep with a little more respect than the Cornish!