Flashlight.

[baza]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle
of a dark forest.After about 15 minutes of it, the man
finally gets up and says, ''Damn, I wish I had a
flashlight.'' The woman says, ''me too, you've been
eating the grass for the past ten minutes.

[cupid04]

LOL!

[tenrec]

Hilarious!