OK.I,ll have a SECOND try!!!

[johntywino]

She was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual soft boiled eggs on toast for breakfast. As I walked in,almost awake,she turned to me and said softly "You,ve got to make love to me this very moment". My eyes lit up and I thought I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day ! Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all,right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said "thanks" and returned to the stove, her T shirt still around her neck., Happy, but a bit puzzled I asked "what was all that about then?. She explained "the egg timer's broken".

[murraymints]

mmmm !

[baza]

is that why my eggs are hard boiled, lol

[tenrec]

Knew it!

[DTCwordfan]

How much did you have to shell out for that one?

[bibblebub]

lady chatterley liked hers poached

[boxtops]

what was the matter with the first try?

[DTCwordfan]

Mao Zedung liked eating his when aboard a CAAC plane, alongs as they were flied.

[tenrec]

I think it may be the second joke!

[DTCwordfan]

along (not alongs)

[zebo]

CAAC, stands for China Airways Always Crashes, or so they told us as we took off!

[mallyh]

thats made me chuckle good one