What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

[IggyB]

Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

[snags]

I prefer the politically incorrect version.

[JeniPeni]

... and the joke is?????????

[whiskeryron]

If she is a rather large lady tell her to go upstairs very slowly.

WR.

[jno]

I think we're waiting for a "punch" line.

hohoho

[Smowball]

huh??

[Myriad2112]

The version you're looking for is:

..... Nothing, she's already been told twice :-)

[jno]

very true, in the olden days you only got beaten up by loved ones.

[Baldric]

Just not amusing!

[Myriad2112]

A woman walks into a bar with two black eyes." How'd ya get those?" asks the bartender." From my husband," she replied." But I thought he was out of town?" he asked." So did I!" she said.

[whiskeryron]

//
jno
I think we're waiting for a "punch" line.//

And I gave you one,

[Mick-Talbot]

Is the word 'eyes' omitted in the un-PC version?

[mallyh]

not funny

[DTCwordfan]

that is serious bad and bordering on abusive.

[Baldric]

W-ron, please explain your punchline as we're struggling to see the joke!

[magsmay]

Absolutely not funny -a quote from another post on PC-ness -'would you tell that joke in a room full of people blindfolded' -I think not!

[whiskeryron]

Sorry guys. I used to know a very jolly lady who loved a joke & she was tremendously large in the 'Busty' region & she was always remarking that she had to walk upstairs VERY slowly because of the bounce & she was afraid of getting 2 black eyes

WR.

[Baldric]

Thank you Ron.

[Zeuhl]

<NOt like the 50's and 60's when we were just safer in and out of our homes. >

even accepting the dubious possibility that that is true; it may have had something to do with the extremely 'unsafe' period 1939-45 that the country had just been through.

Creating a 'safer' society by having hundreds of thousands of citizens killed and injured seems like a poor deal to me.