True Story?

[Jemisa]

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL
ARMSTRONG was THE FIRST PERSON TO SETÂ FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS
AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,
ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY
MILLIONS. BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE
ENIGMATIC REMARK - "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY." MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT
IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER,
UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN
SPACE PROGRAMS.
OVER THE YEARS, MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE - 'GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY' STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST Â SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION ABOUT
Mr. Gorsky TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED BECAUSE MR.
GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE
QUESTION.
HERE IS THE ANSWER TO "WHO WAS MR GORSKY":
IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH
LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW. HIS NEIGHBORS
WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG
ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY, "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?!
YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"
IT BROKE THE PLACE UP. NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAMILY CONFIRMED THIS IS A TRUE
STORY.

[Fitzer]

No it isn't

[Jemisa]

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I don't know if this one is a fact or not. Don't care either. It's funny either way. I've seen this one before, and got a laugh both times.


jem

[Old_Geezer]

As I recall the story it was oral sex rather than just sex, and I understand Neil is fed up of denying the story. But yes it is amusing.

[Fitzer]

Oops, sorry didn't notice it was in jokes :-(

[Jemisa]

Yes OG, I think when I heard it before it was oral....

jem

[wiltsman]

Don't shout!!

[boxtops]

See it before, jem, but the capitals make it really hard to read again :-(

[Jemisa]

Wilt, Mmmm! yes sorry about that...sshhh!!

jem

[VHG]

>>>>Neil is fed up of denying the story.

Well as he died a few months ago he wont have to deny it any more !

[zebo]

One of the greatest urban myths!

[Mick-Talbot]

NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAMILY CONFIRMED THIS IS A TRUE
STORY.

When?

I wouldn't attempt to read that because of the caps, luckily I have heard it but changing BJ to sex, ruins it. imo