I've just been fired ....

[excelsior-1]

.... From my job as a human cannonball

[tonyav]

Well excel you must have expected it, well they were gunning after you.

[dickythecook]

LOL @jno

[jno]

and there's only one thing to drink from shot glasses

http://www.kalashnikov-vodka.com/

(that's real stuff, btw)

[dickythecook]

You are such a son-of-a-gun!

[Psybbo]

Was triggerhippy doing the firing?

[Clanad]

Once more into the breech with a new job...

[Clanad]

Maybe a new line of work would fit like a full metal jacket...

[jno]

good to see excel's survived the night before as frisky as a Colt

[excelsior-1]

Just need to rifle through my credentials

[excelsior-1]

I might go back though ... Ask if they will give me another shot at the job

[Psybbo]

Be sure to use bullets in your CV x

[Clanad]

They might recoil at that thought...

[dickythecook]

I think I'll go to cellar and dust off a magnum, Im sure there is one in the freezer

[Clanad]

But... if it's a good job it could be a real uzi...

[excelsior-1]

Sure you know your way down there dicky?
I could lend you an 'ordnance' survey map

[dickythecook]

I painted a church once clanad, it was a case of spray and pray.

[dickythecook]

Best stop now, we could all be on report

[Clanad]

Just don't take it to hard and get loaded...

[excelsior-1]

Are you wanting to 'muzzle' us, dicky?

[tonyav]

No he's been silenced, excel.