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Jemisa | 00:15 Sat 01st Dec 2012 | Jokes
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Did you hear about the big, alcoholic transvestite - All he
wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
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Dennis says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick
said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."
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My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15
hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
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Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the
window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
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I've been charged with murder for killing a man with
sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

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After years of research, scientists have discovered what
makes women happy. Nothing.
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Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot.
Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month.........
time to change supplier I think.
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2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I
said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30
minutes.
I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.
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Tee-hee - lol
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On a horrible cold damp day that really made me smile,thank you.
Love them Jem.

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