I once had a job in an orange juice factory

[excelsior-1]

But i could not concentrate ... So i was canned.

[Mick-Talbot]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

[excelsior-1]

Carrot

[shoota]

Did you have bits or were you bitless?

[Arksided]

keep fresh and pure

[excelsior-1]

You just squeezed that one in, arksided.

[shoota]

Pipped at the post...

[excelsior-1]

Very good shoota.
You have got best answer because i found that response a-peel-ing

[shoota]

Thanks Excel, jaffa laff?

[starone]

lol at joke(s) and answers.