My career as a pilot ...

[excelsior-1]

... Never really took off.

[Baldric]

Bit of a fly boy eh?

[excelsior-1]

Plane to see, baldric

[Mick-Talbot]

My career as a kamikaze pilot wasn't very good either, I was sacked after taking part in 47 missions.

[doctordb]

Because you always had your head in the clouds.

[Baldric]

Should have advertised more, put out some flyers!

[Baldric]

Bet it was Ace while it lasted!

[sunny-dave]

Why is there always a Spaniard in every cabin crew ?

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"Doors to Manuel"

[tonyav]

Well excel you did accept the job on a wing and a prayer.

[excelsior-1]

Just a flight of fancy, tony

[tonyav]

You were flying by the seat of your pants though.

[tonyav]

What was it that propelled you into taking the job, excel.

[excelsior-1]

Couldn't be helped .... So much emotional baggage

[Psybbo]

Went down like a lead balloon

[tonyav]

So you didn't think you could just do the job on auto pilot then.

[tonyav]

sibo, you have mail.

[scowie]

Let me guess... your employer's fly-by-night attitude didn't sit well with you?