I Was Hired As A Website Designer ...

[excelsior-1]

... but i could not get with the program

[Baldric]

Too much networking eh?

[boxtops]

But my contract timed out...

[Baldric]

It was just too complex!

[Prudie]

URL live to regret that

[Baldric]

You could have gone on to a key position within the company.

[excelsior-1]

a tragic web to weave, prudie

[DTCwordfan]

"You are Fired", Ed.

[marval]

What bytes did they provide for lunch?

[dickythecook]

I left my job at the pancake factory 'cos it was crepe. ;-)

[tonyav]

Did it go flat on you, Dicky.

[marval]

I bet you were glad to eggscape

[dickythecook]

They kept taking the rise out of me, tony.
And I took a battering.

[tonyav]

Bet that job was flippin rubbish, Dicky.

[dickythecook]

I surrender!!

[Cruciformist]

Pancake factory, Dicky? Were you a Salads Chef?

[Psybbo]

Spiderman beat you to it