I Was Given The Boot .....

[excelsior-1]

..... from the cobblers

[shoota]

Did you feel down at heel?

[excelsior-1]

toe the line, shoota

[owdhamer]

You didn't last

[pizza]

walk tall

[Mammar]

You sole'd it to us

[bibblebub]

did you stick your tongue out at them?

[Cruciformist]

You were the sole beneficiary. Did they lace your drinks when you were down on your uppers? It couldn't last. You should have taken a stiletto to them and polished them off.

[Cruciformist]

Booted out, no doubt.

[shoota]

It was your brogue, you should speak with a Chelsea accent.

[Cruciformist]

Perhaps your trainer failed you. You should have pumped him for more help.

[shoota]

Trouble was, you put the moccasin it.

[puddle-duck]

He couldn't nail it.

[Cruciformist]

Perhaps you should have given it more welly.

[excelsior-1]

There were scented candles everywhere

(sandal wood, i think)

[pizza]

Pity the boss didn't take a shine to you.

[Mammar]

I bet you slipper'd him a fiver

[cg51]

...said the duke of Wellington

[pizza]

To Miss Espadrille

[Cruciformist]

I think you were a slippery customer.

[pizza]

if we're not careful we will need baby bootees