I Even Failed As A Masseuse!

[excelsior-1]

my supervisor said i was not hands-on enough

(i think i rubbed her up the wrong way)

[tonyav]

Theres no knead for that, exel.

[Baldric]

Lost your touch eh?

[tonyav]

Excel, you need to be a bit more flexible in your job.

[Psybbo]

Did she give you a dressing down?

[DTCwordfan]

Giving up a job involving oil, you must be mad.

[Baldric]

It was those cold hands wot did it.

[Cruciformist]

Masseuse? Changed sex, excel?

[DTCwordfan]

Best answer there, excel ^

[Cruciformist]

It's the French letters that have confused him, DT.

[DTCwordfan]

I wonder what a female condom is in French......

can't imagine excel giving that sort of feminine massage "relief".....

[Baldric]

Common excel, get a grip!

[Cruciformist]

DT - I don't know, but what we call a French letter the French call "une capote anglaise"!

[DTCwordfan]

I know that, cruci, I lived in France and Belgium for seven years, but one of these female vacuum bags that doubles up as a condom - may be it's "un cap écosse"?

[Psybbo]

Or dutch cap?