Do You Smoke?...
They've just met
Lady: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Guy:£10.00 per packet.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is £10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packets a day which puts your spending per month at £900. In 1 year, it would have been £10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend £10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at £162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn’t smoked, that money could have been put in a high interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh and Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where’s your fu*king Ferrari?