My Boss Sacked Me From My Job As An Electrician.....

[Cruciformist]

We got our wires crossed. It wasn't my volt.

[Psybbo]

That's electrifying news, not a wind up?

[owdhamer]

Goal counter for Torres.

[tonyav]

Where you transformed.

[tonyav]

LOL @ owd.

[tonyav]

I just knew you had to be an AC DC fan.

[owdhamer]

I can put up fairy lights.

[tonyav]

Did you feel isolated in that job.

[owdhamer]

Yes it's lonely at the top of the tree.

[Psybbo]

Oh just pull the plug on it

[marval]

It sounds like you have cable tv

[owdhamer]

I did sibs the village is darkness.

[Cruciformist]

Some very positive comments on here...

[marval]

I am a bit dimmer than some people

[Cruciformist]

But a bit of a live wire, marval!

[excelsior-1]

you have had amp-le replies to this one

[Cruciformist]

I am pere to several French children...

[Psybbo]

Je suis électrique et prend des "coups de jus a chaque fois que j'effleure un métal ou une personne

[owdhamer]

Are you qualified to 16 th edition sibs.

[Cruciformist]

Blimey! sib speaks German!

[dickythecook]

I am glad I can read french. I don't understand any of it, but I can read it.
Probably rude anyway