Italian Boy's Confession

[magicmick]

'Bless me father for i have sinned.
'I have been with a loose girl'

The priest asks, 'is that you little Joey Pagano'?

'Yes father it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with'?

'I can't tell you father i don't want to ruin her reputation'

'Well Joey i am bound to find out her name
sooner or later was it Tina Minetti'?

'I cannot say'

'Was it Teresa Mazzerelli'?

'I'll never tell'

'Was it Cathy Piriano'?

'My lips are sealed'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo then'

'Please father i cannot tell you'

The priest sighs in frustration,
'You're very tight lipped, and i admire that.'
'But you have sinned and have to atone,
you cannot be an alter boy for four months.
Now go and behave yourself'

Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over an whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads'

[tonyav]

LOL, I like it.

[sidkid]

I reckon you put just to make me re-read the joke! :-)

[sidkid]

*five good leads (don't know why the system deleted that from my post)

[magicmick]

sorry sidkid just tuned, in have you posted this joke and got some deleted? when was that

[sidkid]

No! I was just kidding about the 5 leads (I could only see 4) but the system deleted some of the post as I used one of these symbols and presumably whatever is between those symbols gets deleted....

[sidkid]

....and of course the system has deleted the symbols again!! - on the keyboard the symbols are above the comma and the full stop........

[magicmick]

I was in the library when I did the joke my time was running out I must have missed a lead as I was copying it, there should be five 'leads'

[cupotee]

Excellent

[sidkid]

Either way, it was funny!!

[Electrochem]

is an alter boy someone who had a sex change? I take it you mean altar!