Adult

[marval]

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor.

The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.

She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."

The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"

The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."


Ralph awoke one day to realize that his member had inexplicably been growing larger and staying up longer with each passing day.

He was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, his friend had grown to nearly 20 inches and Ralph became quite concerned.

He was having problems dressing and even walking.

So, he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained that Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife, "you are planning on lengthening Ralph's legs, aren't you?"

[tonyav]

LOL, gud un's marval.

[askyourgran]

Lol make him walk on tippy toes for a while longer.

[starone]

Tee-hee - both very funny.

[roger]

He could always try high heels