Ouch (Adult)

[marval]

There was this bloke who walks into a tattooist and says "I want you to
tattoo a salmon on my d!ck "

The tattooist says "OK but 2 things, it's going to hurt like hell,
and it's going to cost a bundle"

The bloke says "No problem, go ahead", which the tattooist does, the bloke
going ooh aaaaaah ouch etc

After about an hour the tattooist says "OK done, that'll be £250"

"Great" says the bloke admiring the somewhat reddened and sore d!ck, and
pays the tattooist, who says "before you leave, could you tell me one thing, why a salmon and why on your d!ck "

The bloke says "well it's my girlfriend, she's a catholic and won't eat meat
on a Friday"

[albaqwerty]

oooooohhhh!!

LOL

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Baldric]

Lol!

If she was a veggie, would it have been a leek?

[Psybbo]

Thought I'd find you two here!
LOL

[chaptazbru]

Naughty, but nice !

[starone]

Tee hee - very clever.