So True, Well Mostly

[emmie]

Don't laugh.....it is all true...

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Forward this to everyone you can remember right now!

[lady-janine]

have you posted on here before?

[emmie]

me?

[emmie]

thought a little light relief before the onset of Christmas.... x

[netibiza]

Light relief??? it´s all so so true and depressing :-(

[marval]

Thank you em, I am glad there are perks.

[emmie]

netty, it's not meant to be depressing, a friend sent it a while back, thought it quite funny...

[gness]

Where is this? :-(

[Bluestone]

Haha. That is funny. I'm gonna send it to Mother :-)

[emmie]

who's gness, where is this, oh ma the lights have just gone out......

[gness]

Neti....don't be depressed. Churchill will be giving a cheery talk on the wireless later..do listen.

[DTCwordfan]

My Mother (and Gness's, Sib's and a few others) would immediately forget it, so sending it on to them, that is an exercise in redundancy...........

[emmie]

ITMA on later, reckon that Arthur Askey is a right larf.

[gness]

Stop showing off Blue....:-)

[gness]

Uncle Mac played a record for me last week.

[Bluestone]

"Stop showing off Blue....:-)"

Lol. Mother is the ripe old age of.... 102 :P

[emmie]

was it on that steam wireless thingy you got years ago...

[Bluestone]

On another note, I'm getting confused with all the sheep pictures. What's going on??? :-/

[emmie]

it;s lovely Shaun at Christmas..

[Psybbo]

You forgot to put it in LARGE PRINT XX

[emmie]

it was in large print when i received it, but i thought if i posted same it would have taken up 10 pages. big big print....