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Boozed...
Two blokes were walking down the street when they saw two dogs humping.
One said, "I wonder how much drink it would take to get my wife to do it that way".
So they made a bet of 10 quid on whose wife would do it on the least amount of drink.
After a week they met in a pub.
"Well", said the first bloke "How much booze did it take".
"A pint of whiskey", replied the other bloke.
The first bloke said "Bl00dy hell you win, It took me a whole bottle just to get her out in the yard."
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