Happily Married

[sunny-dave]

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says :

"Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says :

"My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit ?"

She replies : ...










"No, I don't think you understand - my name was Gareth and I played rugby for Wales ........"

[marval]

lol

[yelenots]

Ha Ha.....very good!

[DTCwordfan]

I'm thai-ed up in knots over this one....