Cheeky Or What?

[marval]

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewellery store.

"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.

The crook looked at the slip and said.

"This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"

[Svejk]

What a nerve.
They should have cartiered him off to prison.

[murraymints]

lol..