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A local newstation was interviewing an 80 year old lady who had just got married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life and what it felt like getting married for the fourth time. 'What does your husband do for a living he asked?' He's a funeral director' she said. 'Would you mind me asking about your other three husbands and what they did for a living' the interviewer asked. The old lady paused for a moment needing time to reflect. Then she smiled and answered proudly 'My first husband was a Banker who I married in my 20's. Then a circus ringmaster when in my 40's, and then a preacher in my 60's, and now the funeral director.' The interviewer said 'Well must say they all had very diverse careers'. 'Yes' said the old lady, I won't forget them it was one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go.
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