Two Flies Are Sitting On Robinson Crusoes' Knee

[excelsior-1]

one of them says "i have to go now .. see you on friday"

[askyourgran]

Are these Christmas cracker ones excel? lol

[excelsior-1]

negative.
they are all from my mind, having heard them over the decades .. occasionally one just pops up to the surface

[tonyav]

Was it the same two flies that were playing football on a saucer and one of them said we had better go now because were in the cup on Saturday.

[excelsior-1]

quite possibly tony ... very good

[DTCwordfan]

Waiter, there are two flies in my soup

I’m sorry, but you’re wrong. Those are wasps - the flies are in your glass.

[frugalfred]

Was one of these flies seen later in the soup - "Waiter, what's that fly doing in my soup?" "The breast stroke, I think, sir!"

[DTCwordfan]

Waiter, there are two flies in my soup

I’m sorry, but you did ask for a double portion.

[tonyav]

Got to hand it to excel, no flies on him.

[frugalfred]

Been swatting, excelsior?

[excelsior-1]

DT

i tried to buy a wasp in a pet shop last summer
the proprietor told me he did not sell them
i remarked that i had seen one in his window

[frugalfred]

No flies on him, but you can see where they've been!

[tonyav]

Good job you didn't buy one excel, that pet shop owner would have probably stung you for it anyway.

[frugalfred]

For those with a classical education - was that wasp on a Vespa?

[DTCwordfan]

Ok Mr Cooper, I got stung by that bloody insect of yours excel and was taken in a state of shock to waspital.

[excelsior-1]

well fellas .. you are buzzing now

[Zacs-Master]

There are no flies on me.

Which makes having a pee a bit embarrassing.

[EDDIE51]

Waiter waiter there is a fly in my soup
Yes sir it's fly soup.
Waiter waiter there's a dead fly in my soup
Yes sir it's the heat that kills them.

[tonyav]

I like this thread, it's an hive of activity.

[DTCwordfan]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," He responded.

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^