I Used To Be Addicted To Soap

[excelsior-1]

but i'm clean now

[Slapshot]

When will the bubble burst on these jokes

[frugalfred]

Someone threw you a Lifebuoy?

[Mick-Talbot]

-answer scrubbed-

[owdhamer]

Soaked it up like a sponge.

[frugalfred]

A load of flannel, excel.

[Svejk]

What a shower.

[marval]

You really will sink so low.