Two Clams Were Eating Some Chocolate ..

[excelsior-1]

while two fish watched.

"Did you see that?" one fish said, as the clams finished their treat.

"They didn't offer us a single bite!"

"What do you expect?" asked the other fish. "They're two shellfish."

[frugalfred]

Excel, the world is your oyster!

[tonyav]

Thanks for that pearl of wisdom excel.

[Svejk]

They're always carping about something.

[Tilly2]

That warmed the cockles of my heart.

[Svejk]

Ferero-roache, excel ?
I'll groan for you.

[tonyav]

Are you flexing your muscles Tilly.

[Svejk]

Its abalone story, anyway.

[Baldric]

Grooaaan!!

[marval]

I think I like this joke, but I shall have to mullet it over.

[excelsior-1]

mullet over

nice one, marval

[Svejk]

They are shellfish, I seen them getting into a barnacle fight over chocolate.