Fishy...

[Jemisa]

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Hi Maggie I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in the Lake District with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please Darlin' pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

His wife thinks this sounds a little dodgy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

His wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Trout, some Wild Salmon and a few Pike.
By the way why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

His wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."

[excelsior-1]

very clever Jem

[tonyav]

LOL crafty cow.

[DaisyNonna]

Brilliant idea!

[Psybbo]

BRILLIANT Jem

[craft1948]

Er hello................crafty

[Psybbo]

Craft, you didn't???

[tonyav]

DOH she's seen it !.

[Psybbo]

You're suspendered, Tony

[Flyhalf]

I used to think one of my neighbours was bunking off work, when he was taking his bait box along. Where I come from it was a "piece"

[tonyav]

She always suspendering me sibo lol.

[craft1948]

You're safe Tony.........The Builder is my target.

[tonyav]

Oh yes crafty, I had forgotten that you want to er ' appreciate ' him !.

[marval]

Oldie but goodie