My Librarian Boyfriend Dumped Me......

[frugalfred]

I was left on the shelf, all Dewey-eyed.

[excelsior-1]

shhhhh!

[humbersloop]

nice :)

[Flyhalf]

'Pun my word!

[Svejk]

Did he stamp on your feelings.

[marval]

Time to book a new one I think.

[excelsior-1]

you have four weeks to find another one

[frugalfred]

He did kindle a spark in me at first....

[DTCwordfan]

time to move onto another Chapter of your life, I think.

[marval]

The dumping was long overdue.

[emmie]

bet you are a real page turner..

[DTCwordfan]

Which page of "50 Shades of Grey" did you manage to get to?

[frugalfred]

That speaks volumes...

[marval]

He was probably a bit reserved.

[frugalfred]

Page 69, of course!

[excelsior-1]

at least the relationship was a novel experience

[emmie]

must have read the small print..

[excelsior-1]

as someone has already indicated

time to move foreward

[baza]

did he read between the lines...

[marval]

The plot thickens

[frugalfred]

No, baza, between the loins.....