What Do You Get If A 10 Tonne Crab Falls On A Man From India?

[Zacs-Master]

A Crushed Asian.

[mazie]

lol

[albaqwerty]

like it :-)

[carrust]

like it :-)

[2sp_]

Lol! (I did have to read it out loud to get it!)

[Zacs-Master]

I made it up too!

[Jonathan-Joe]

This really did happen - on the railway in Cheshire!

[frugalfred]

Makes you Sikh, doesn't it?

[Svejk]

Yikes,I was just going to post ' I don't get it'. Went back & said it again, thank goodness.
How dId you think of it?

[Zacs-Master]

Think of a word, split it up and come up with a scenario to fit.

Another one of mine (which i posted on here a looooong time ago)

What do you get if you cross an oral sex act with a famous naval officer?

Felatio Nelson.

[frugalfred]

Perhaps Nelson said "Kiss me hard on", and not "Kiss me Hardy"

[DTCwordfan]

Two crabs were sunbathing on the beach.

The Rowan crab suggested that the Redman crab go get them an ice cream cone.

Having purchased two cones, Mr. Crab made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating hers too.

When he arrived back at the beach Ms. Crab exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?

"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."

She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"