A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the
Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are
alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by @rseholes who drink bottled
water, Starbucks, lemonade , juice, energy drinks, and sh!t like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times
as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.
I offered a comment that this situation was discussed in my Stats classes when the subject of cause and effect, and the danger of misinterpretating stats by drawing erroneous conclusions.
It's (the comment) been removed! What laws of AB have I broken???